Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Pets Survive Family Vacation

[This blog is a reprinting of a humor column I wrote for the Fostoria Review-Times.  This was from 1978.]

                No one appreciates a camping vacation, including swimming, sunbathing and water skiing, more than me, but it’s wonderful to get back and see that everything survived my absence.

                I don’t mean the houseplants or the garden – I’m talking about my much-loved pets and other creatures.

                Each time during the week that the animals came to mind, I deliberately pushed away the thoughts.  After all, if I trust my babysitter with my kids, I shouldn’t fret about the animals as piled into the car for the homeward journey, my mind became more and more occupied with home.

                Was there a thunderstorm to frighten Candy, the house dog?  Did Oscar bite the hand that fed him?  Did puppy Shadow run away or did Lightning kitty tear up the upholstery?  Maybe we lost some hens when the henhouse door got opened.  Perhaps Jake or Blackie got loose or cut themselves while we were enjoying ourselves in the boat.

                The sight of our house and buildings all intact were heartening.  And then there were three dogs, tails working furiously.  I was the first one out of the car unchaining the dogs and greeting them.  Each dog checked us all out, making sure all five of us were back.  Then I trekked into the house to pick up Lightning and listen to her reassuring purr.

                Next I went out with my egg basket – back to the daily grind – and counted the hens as best I could.  No great welcome from the girls.

                But Blackie, our pony, trotted right up to greet me.  I had to walk over to our horse Jake, who was too buisy eating to be bothered with a hello.

                Now things were back to normal.  The dogs were in and out of the house as often as the door was opened.  The horses trotted over to the fence to meet me when I went to pick beans near them.  Candy barked at the washing machines when it was s pinning.  All three dogs settled in the nearest shade to watch me garden.  The chickens could be heard squawking in the coop as they went about their business and Lightning dashed through the back door to enjoy the sunshine.

                Surveying the premises, we found only two things amiss.  Jim had forgotten to empty a new bag of grain in the feed barrel so the horses didn’t get thweir ration.  And the horses had been playing shove down the fence between the stalls,” and almost did.  It needs repair.

                It seems so hard to get away when you have a menagerie to care for.  We don’t often travel very far or long.  We really enjoyed our vacation; now all we need is to find a campground that allows dogs, horses, cats and chickens,

                Wouldn’t that be ideal?

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